{"id":116,"date":"2013-06-05T04:30:26","date_gmt":"2013-06-05T04:30:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/littlemisslesbo.wordpress.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2013-06-05T04:30:26","modified_gmt":"2013-06-05T04:30:26","slug":"i-cant-keep-a-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"Little Miss Can&#8217;t Keep a Bitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So\u00a0I&#8217;ve\u00a0been thinking\u2026 maybe I\u2019m one of those girls who thinks too highly of themselves. If we\u2019re going to be honest I can\u2019t keep a bitch. Or perhaps I cant keep the ones worth keeping but still that&#8217;s something I need to explore. A while ago on my tumblr I talked about how people should come with a list of their side effects an idea I got from Dimples (thanks again, 3 years later).<\/p>\n<p>I know myself well. I curse like a sailor, my attitude is nothing to play with, I can be a nag, I\u2019m also not great with forgiveness, I tend to be a bit cocky, my patience is beyond thin and lastly I tend to see things my way\u2026 almost always. Now for the good: I\u2019m smart, I love The Lord, I\u2019m not ugly, I can cook, I\u2019m well spoken, ambitious, funny, my ass is huge (in a good way) I love a good time and I&#8217;m a DOWN ASS BITCH I can really go on all day!<\/p>\n<p>I do truly believe that my good qualities outweigh my bad qualities. But why is it that good girls run for the hills when I can\u2019t shake the dogs for the life of me?!\u00a0 I honestly don\u2019t know if I\u2019m going to solve my issue through this post but I guess its all in good fun.<\/p>\n<p>I conducted a quick little survey on two of my exes; One being <span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Little Miss Crazytown<\/span> and<strong><span style=\"color:#00ccff;\"> Little Miss One Who Got Away<\/span><\/strong> (one day I will go more into depth about her). I thought it might be good to talk to two of my ex-lovers to figure where I may have went wrong so that net time I might have a fighting chance with love . I didn&#8217;t edit their answers in anyway I hope this will help\u00a0y&#8217;all\u00a0grasp their characters better<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color:#000000;\"><strong>So I had to edit this post due to the havoc it caused with both of my exes. Now let me say this: I honestly\u00a0didn&#8217;t\u00a0intend to upset anyone. It was all cool just two days ago, now people that I care about are upset. While I think (as do most of my readers) that this was an AMAZING and informative portion of the post. but whatever, its down now. This is the ONE and ONLY time I will edit any post for anyone. WHEN YOU VISIT MY BLOG COME WITH THE &#8220;IT AINT FOR EVERYBODY&#8221; MINDSET PLEASE.<\/strong><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So thats that. One is clearly a dickwad and the other one isn&#8217;t&#8230; you be the judge. They did help me realize that I&#8217;m obviously NOT\u00a0delusional\u00a0.. my good outweighs my bad by far! So now what? Why am I single?! Bitches be crazy&#8230; THATS WHY!<\/p>\n<p>Till next time<\/p>\n<p>Little Miss Lesbo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So\u00a0I&#8217;ve\u00a0been thinking\u2026 maybe I\u2019m one of those girls who thinks too highly of themselves. If we\u2019re going to be honest I can\u2019t keep a bitch. Or perhaps I cant keep the ones worth keeping but still that&#8217;s something I need to explore. A while ago on my tumblr I talked about how people should come with a list of their side effects an idea I got from Dimples (thanks again, 3 years later). I know myself well. I curse like a sailor, my attitude is nothing to play with, I can be a nag, I\u2019m also not great with forgiveness, I tend to be a bit cocky, my patience is beyond thin and lastly I tend to see things my way\u2026 almost always. Now for the good: I\u2019m smart, I love The Lord, I\u2019m not ugly, I can cook, I\u2019m well spoken, ambitious, funny, my ass is huge (in a good way) I love a good time and I&#8217;m a DOWN ASS BITCH I can really go on all day! I do truly believe that my good qualities outweigh my bad qualities. But why is it that good girls run for the hills when I can\u2019t shake the dogs for the life of me?!\u00a0 I honestly don\u2019t know if I\u2019m going to solve my issue through this post but I guess its all in good fun. I conducted a quick little survey on two of my exes; One being Little Miss Crazytown and Little Miss One Who Got Away (one day I will go more into depth about her). I thought it might be good to talk to two of my ex-lovers to figure where I may have went wrong so that net time I might have a fighting chance with love . I didn&#8217;t edit their answers in anyway I hope this will help\u00a0y&#8217;all\u00a0grasp their characters better So I had to edit this post due to the havoc it caused with both of my exes. Now let me say this: I honestly\u00a0didn&#8217;t\u00a0intend to upset anyone. It was all cool just two days ago, now people that I care about are upset. While I think (as do most of my readers) that this was an AMAZING and informative portion of the post. but whatever, its down now. This is the ONE and ONLY time I will edit any post for anyone. WHEN YOU VISIT MY BLOG COME WITH THE &#8220;IT AINT FOR EVERYBODY&#8221; MINDSET PLEASE. So thats that. One is clearly a dickwad and the other one isn&#8217;t&#8230; you be the judge. They did help me realize that I&#8217;m obviously NOT\u00a0delusional\u00a0.. my good outweighs my bad by far! So now what? Why am I single?! Bitches be crazy&#8230; THATS WHY! 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