{"id":13,"date":"2013-05-14T22:47:05","date_gmt":"2013-05-15T01:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/littlemisslesbo.wordpress.com\/?p=13"},"modified":"2014-06-03T21:11:32","modified_gmt":"2014-06-03T21:11:32","slug":"who-the-fuck-is-this-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"who the fuck is this bitch?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m\u2026 Well, you can call me Ella.\u00a0I\u2019ve\u00a0been single since September of 2012 prior to my new single life I was totally committed to a shithead of a girlfriend (Little Miss Crazytown) for nearly 3 years. She\u00a0wasn\u2019t\u00a0the absolute worst; however, she\u00a0caused a shitton of \u00a0heartache.\u00a0I\u2019ve\u00a0been dating, making a few new connections and I have had some pretty interesting encounters while cruising the black lesbian scene in Atlanta, GA. \u00a0I thought it would be fun to kinda chronicle my lezzie life, you know- dates, crazy bitches, phone conversations, clubbing, time with my friends and maybe even the occasional good girl (hell a girl can hope, right?)<\/p>\n<p>I will try my best to update when update worthy shit happens, audio, video you know- whatever. You should follow my journey I\u2019m funny as fuck. Let me warn you- I cuss a lot and my punctuation is all over the place; but trust me this will be a good time. I will keep all the girls I see anonymous and they will be referred to as \u201cLittle Miss (insert what stands out about them). I\u2019m far from a mac or even a player- I\u2019m single and I do as a please. If in my \u201clescapades\u201d I find someone to settle down with that\u2019s cool- I am after all a hopeFUL romantic.<\/p>\n<p>I will promote movements in the \u201clife\u201d that I see it for, I hope to be able to get some\u00a0round table discussions and some vlogs up too! I\u2019m excited as hell about this.<\/p>\n<p>I can\u2019t always promise the shit I say will be 100% accurate but it\u00a0<strong>WILL BE\u00a0totally<\/strong> how I see it.<\/p>\n<p>email: THELittleMissLesbo (at) Gmail (dot) com<\/p>\n<p>.<a href=\"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/cheese.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-14\" src=\"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/cheese.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"lil miss selfie\" width=\"300\" height=\"295\" srcset=\"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/cheese.jpg 500w, https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/05\/cheese-300x295.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m\u2026 Well, you can call me Ella.\u00a0I\u2019ve\u00a0been single since September of 2012 prior to my new single life I was totally committed to a shithead of a girlfriend (Little Miss Crazytown) for nearly 3 years. She\u00a0wasn\u2019t\u00a0the absolute worst; however, she\u00a0caused a shitton of \u00a0heartache.\u00a0I\u2019ve\u00a0been dating, making a few new connections and I have had some pretty interesting encounters while cruising the black lesbian scene in Atlanta, GA. \u00a0I thought it would be fun to kinda chronicle my lezzie life, you know- dates, crazy bitches, phone conversations, clubbing, time with my friends and maybe even the occasional good girl (hell a girl can hope, right?) I will try my best to update when update worthy shit happens, audio, video you know- whatever. You should follow my journey I\u2019m funny as fuck. Let me warn you- I cuss a lot and my punctuation is all over the place; but trust me this will be a good time. I will keep all the girls I see anonymous and they will be referred to as \u201cLittle Miss (insert what stands out about them). I\u2019m far from a mac or even a player- I\u2019m single and I do as a please. If in my \u201clescapades\u201d I find someone to settle down with that\u2019s cool- I am after all a hopeFUL romantic. I will promote movements in the \u201clife\u201d that I see it for, I hope to be able to get some\u00a0round table discussions and some vlogs up too! I\u2019m excited as hell about this. I can\u2019t always promise the shit I say will be 100% accurate but it\u00a0WILL BE\u00a0totally how I see it. email: THELittleMissLesbo (at) Gmail (dot) com .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4HIFu-d","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":254,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions\/254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}