{"id":141,"date":"2013-07-19T02:30:56","date_gmt":"2013-07-19T02:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.wordpress.com\/?p=141"},"modified":"2013-07-19T02:30:56","modified_gmt":"2013-07-19T02:30:56","slug":"lessons-learned-as-taught-by-little-miss-love-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/?p=141","title":{"rendered":"Lessons learned as taught by Little Miss Love Song."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, about Little Miss Love Song who earned that name from being beautiful (inside and out) like a love song. Lets talk about her. Shall we? I did agree that I wouldn&#8217;t talk about our, shall we say &#8230; Dealings but now that we&#8217;re done I assume all agreements are off. So here are little tidbits I gained from the 2 months that we were dealing with one another. <\/p>\n<p>1. If she seems too good to be true. She probably thinks she&#8217;s too good for you.<br \/>\n&#8211; no matter how much you think you keep it together it will simply not be enough for certain females. <\/p>\n<p>2. Pay attention to all clues.<br \/>\n-if mamma seems unattached chances are she is.<br \/>\n-if you KNOW you can cook down but she still has menu request, she might not value your skill set. <\/p>\n<p>3. Stick to your guns.<br \/>\n-I had planned on celibacy until 2014, so much for that shit. She knew about it and seduced me (clich\u00e9 right?) supposedly she was abstinent too but one raunchy night&#8230; Well, I will spare you the details. But&#8230;. Fawk! <\/p>\n<p>4. Beautiful bitches are too much hassle.<br \/>\n-call me shallow but a moderately attractive bitch is more my speed. I would much rather be the prettiest one in the pair. <\/p>\n<p>5. If she&#8217;s from your past there could be a reason for it.<br \/>\n-If Little Miss pops up outta no where after a 5 year friendship hiatus perhaps she&#8217;s more comfortable in your past. <\/p>\n<p>6. If she seems like everything you&#8217;ve ever asked God for he could&#8217;ve used her to show you maybe you&#8217;re not quite ready for that shit.<br \/>\n-she loves The Lord. Oooooh I love that shit, she&#8217;s aesthetically appealing, good, head on her shoulders, employed (three times over) and her favorite vocalist is Miss Anita Baker (my all time favorite). But at the end of the day&#8230;. SO?! None of that shit matters now. <\/p>\n<p>Lesson learned. I now know I was blinded by all that glitter that very well could&#8217;ve been gold.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, about Little Miss Love Song who earned that name from being beautiful (inside and out) like a love song. Lets talk about her. Shall we? I did agree that I wouldn&#8217;t talk about our, shall we say &#8230; Dealings but now that we&#8217;re done I assume all agreements are off. So here are little tidbits I gained from the 2 months that we were dealing with one another. 1. If she seems too good to be true. She probably thinks she&#8217;s too good for you. &#8211; no matter how much you think you keep it together it will simply not be enough for certain females. 2. Pay attention to all clues. -if mamma seems unattached chances are she is. -if you KNOW you can cook down but she still has menu request, she might not value your skill set. 3. Stick to your guns. -I had planned on celibacy until 2014, so much for that shit. She knew about it and seduced me (clich\u00e9 right?) supposedly she was abstinent too but one raunchy night&#8230; Well, I will spare you the details. But&#8230;. Fawk! 4. Beautiful bitches are too much hassle. -call me shallow but a moderately attractive bitch is more my speed. I would much rather be the prettiest one in the pair. 5. If she&#8217;s from your past there could be a reason for it. -If Little Miss pops up outta no where after a 5 year friendship hiatus perhaps she&#8217;s more comfortable in your past. 6. If she seems like everything you&#8217;ve ever asked God for he could&#8217;ve used her to show you maybe you&#8217;re not quite ready for that shit. -she loves The Lord. Oooooh I love that shit, she&#8217;s aesthetically appealing, good, head on her shoulders, employed (three times over) and her favorite vocalist is Miss Anita Baker (my all time favorite). But at the end of the day&#8230;. SO?! None of that shit matters now. Lesson learned. I now know I was blinded by all that glitter that very well could&#8217;ve been gold. 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