Ok sorry for the hiatus- I honestly just didn\u2019t have much to talk about. Until recently that is. After having an unwarranted cyber run in with a crazy ass female I thought to myself\u2026 \u201cgay bitches are nuts!\u201d Like even straight bitches are a little loopy on average but when it comes to lesbians its outta fucking control! In all of my past relationships, encounters, hell even dates there\u2019s been aha moments when I\u2019m like \u201cthis bitch is a little crazy\u201d. If you know me you know that until recently I was just shy of bat-shit crazy my damn self. Let us talk about the different types of crazy that are commonly found in these dykey streets. <\/p>\n
Little Miss I love you On the Second Date: this chick sees a future with you when there\u2019s clearly none. Shes like Raven in the tv show \u201cThat\u2019s So Raven\u201d her visions are all mixed up. She\u2019s in love with the idea of being in love and anyone will do. If she\u2019s single it\u2019s never for long. She will post a kissy face pic with a new bitch often talking about \u201cMe and the Mrs\u201d with no explanation as to what happened to the old gal. <\/p>\n
Little Miss Imma have her kids call me daddy:\u00a0 Oh no ma\u2019am! You have a pussy- you will be no one\u2019s daddy, ever! <\/p>\n
Little Miss Imma harass your ex\/current : This female is insecure for one reason or another and takes it out on the ex\/current chick , she is very closely related to the next little miss. Anyway, this woman will have misdirected anger and aim it towards the chick that is most likely amazing in the areas in which she isn\u2019t. What\u2019s most odd about this creature is more times than not she has tons going for her but she\u2019s worried about the wrong thing. Honestly I\u2019ve been harassed as the ex and as the current and let me tell you baby: these bitches are the worst kind! <\/p>\n
Little Miss you can\u2019t be friends with your exes, or females of the opposite role (stud\/femme): Oh god, I\u2019ve been guilty of this one in my past. This bitch wants to control every move you make often times it\u2019s because in her free time she is usually doing dirt. <\/p>\n
Little Miss Looking for a Mama- she has or had a not so great relationship with her Mother and inadvertently dates women who fit her (mom\u2019s) basic description. The worst part about this chick is that she really is just looking for love that you can\u2019t give her. She isn\u2019t your child so the love won\u2019t be what she needs. There\u2019s another type of \u201cLMLfaM\u201d the chick who has such a fucked up relationship with her mother that she purposely chooses any female that looks NOTHING like her mom \u00a0because in her sick, sad mind all light skinned women are fucked up cause her mama is (or whatever the issue is). <\/p>\n
Little Miss gimme all your passcodes: Bitch please! You didn\u2019t pay for shit over here. A lot of my friends do this, more power to them! I\u2019m not talking to any other female but TRUST AND BELIEVE every time you do some fuck shit I am reading you from front to back via text with my girl Supe and that\u2019s none of your business. <\/p>\n
I could go on and on about crazy bitches after all I\u2019m only recently delivered from that life; however, there\u2019s really no need. I\u2019ve come to the conclusion it\u2019s a waste of time looking for a sane lesbian; the key is to find a chick who balances your crazy. Someone that may be a little nuts, but perhaps cashews when you are peaNUTS so y\u2019all are just some raisins and chocolates away from a healthy snack. You feel me? That\u2019s all I\u2019ve got to say about that EVJ<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ok sorry for the hiatus- I honestly just didn\u2019t have much to talk about. Until recently that is. After having an unwarranted cyber run in with a crazy ass female I thought to myself\u2026 \u201cgay bitches are nuts!\u201d Like even straight bitches are a little loopy on average but when it comes to lesbians its outta fucking control! In all of my past relationships, encounters, hell even dates there\u2019s been aha moments when I\u2019m like \u201cthis bitch is a little crazy\u201d. If you know me you know that until recently I was just shy of bat-shit crazy my damn self. Let us talk about the different types of crazy that are commonly found in these dykey streets. Little Miss I love you On the Second Date: this chick sees a future with you when there\u2019s clearly none. Shes like Raven in the tv show \u201cThat\u2019s So Raven\u201d her visions are all mixed up. She\u2019s in love with the idea of being in love and anyone will do. If she\u2019s single it\u2019s never for long. She will post a kissy face pic with a new bitch often talking about \u201cMe and the Mrs\u201d with no explanation as to what happened to the old gal. Little Miss Imma have her kids call me daddy:\u00a0 Oh no ma\u2019am! You have a pussy- you will be no one\u2019s daddy, ever! Little Miss Imma harass your ex\/current : This female is insecure for one reason or another and takes it out on the ex\/current chick , she is very closely related to the next little miss. Anyway, this woman will have misdirected anger and aim it towards the chick that is most likely amazing in the areas in which she isn\u2019t. What\u2019s most odd about this creature is more times than not she has tons going for her but she\u2019s worried about the wrong thing. Honestly I\u2019ve been harassed as the ex and as the current and let me tell you baby: these bitches are the worst kind! Little Miss you can\u2019t be friends with your exes, or females of the opposite role (stud\/femme): Oh god, I\u2019ve been guilty of this one in my past. This bitch wants to control every move you make often times it\u2019s because in her free time she is usually doing dirt. Little Miss Looking for a Mama- she has or had a not so great relationship with her Mother and inadvertently dates women who fit her (mom\u2019s) basic description. The worst part about this chick is that she really is just looking for love that you can\u2019t give her. She isn\u2019t your child so the love won\u2019t be what she needs. There\u2019s another type of \u201cLMLfaM\u201d the chick who has such a fucked up relationship with her mother that she purposely chooses any female that looks NOTHING like her mom \u00a0because in her sick, sad mind all light skinned women are fucked up cause her mama is (or whatever the issue is). Little Miss gimme all your passcodes: Bitch please! You didn\u2019t pay for shit over here. A lot of my friends do this, more power to them! I\u2019m not talking to any other female but TRUST AND BELIEVE every time you do some fuck shit I am reading you from front to back via text with my girl Supe and that\u2019s none of your business. I could go on and on about crazy bitches after all I\u2019m only recently delivered from that life; however, there\u2019s really no need. I\u2019ve come to the conclusion it\u2019s a waste of time looking for a sane lesbian; the key is to find a chick who balances your crazy. Someone that may be a little nuts, but perhaps cashews when you are peaNUTS so y\u2019all are just some raisins and chocolates away from a healthy snack. You feel me? That\u2019s all I\u2019ve got to say about that EVJ<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-as-i-see-it"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4HIFu-2s","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}