{"id":161,"date":"2014-01-15T18:27:42","date_gmt":"2014-01-15T18:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/littlemisslesbo.wordpress.com\/?p=161"},"modified":"2014-01-15T18:27:42","modified_gmt":"2014-01-15T18:27:42","slug":"2014-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/?p=161","title":{"rendered":"2014 resolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, I\u2019m back- yes after yet another hiatus. I really needed to collect my thoughts and quite frankly get my love life together. Let me give y\u2019all a quick catch up. I started back dating Little Miss Asshole, she moved in and everything. Things still just couldn\u2019t work out; I don\u2019t think either of us was fully committed to making things peaceful, so it was a constant warzone. She promptly moved out and into a living situation I\u2019m just not a fan of (I\u2019m sorry that I\u2019m not sorry!) Enter Little Miss Baby Gap. She is just as pretty as she wants to be, body is amazing however mama is 5 years my junior. What she lacks in honesty, fidelity and maturity she makes up in gaped toothed smiles that just melt my heart.<\/p>\n<p>So now that y\u2019all are basically caught up let\u2019s talk present day. I\u2019m single like a dollar bill and it\u2019s the top of the year; you know how MFs be on that \u201cNew year, new me bull\u201d? I was sort of inspired by this faulty notion- \u201cNew year, new dating perspective\u201d. Let\u2019s be honest ya girl isn\u2019t getting ANY younger\u2026 So I have no time to play with, coach or tutor these bitches. I know where my standards are, however, I only have two \u201crules\u201d when it comes to dating\u00a0 1. No puss on the first date 2. Don\u2019t go \u201ccannon balling\u201d in to love- just stick your toe in. I for one have NO interest in being the same fool twice. With all that said I\u2019ve decided to give myself 2014 dating resolutions.<\/p>\n<p>2014 dating Resolutions<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Live right now, you can\u2019t compare these new gals to ya old heads. You can\u2019t expect them to love you whole heartedly like Little Miss One Who Got Away. Or have the \u201cfuck with me you know I got itness\u201d of Little Miss Crazytown<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t make excuses for these females, and while you\u2019re at it- don\u2019t accept theirs<\/li>\n<li>No matter how horny you get she can\u2019t get the puss until she has stimulated your mind and won your heart.<\/li>\n<li>Remember to close one door fully before you open another<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t be bitter, but don\u2019t forget what you\u2019ve learned from bitter woman R&amp;B classics such as Sunshine Anderson\u2019s \u201cHeard it All before\u201d and Fantasia\u2019s \u201cFree Yourself\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Does she support your dreams, does she have aspirations you can support?<\/li>\n<li>Remember these bitches show you who they are in week one don\u2019t ignore that shit.<\/li>\n<li>Is she just a \u201cfungirl\u201d if yes, no big deal- just treat her as such<\/li>\n<li>Quit cooking for these chicks- your cooking is REMARKABLE not everyone deserves it!<\/li>\n<li>Remember in the words of O.C Allen III \u201cat this point in my life I\u2019m looking for faucets- not toilets\u201d. Meaning I need someone who\u2019s adding to my life not someone who just a receptacle for pee and poo<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Is she your intellectual equal or higher? If nah- bye girl<\/li>\n<li>Despite my foul mouth I have a very strong relationship with my God. From here on out I gotta require that my mate has one too- if not do you want to work on your spirituality? I can\u2019t have a spirituality void person in my life again. I go back and forth on if I only see myself with someone with the same religious affiliations as me.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I think that will do it; I mean God only needed 10 commandments who do I think I am to have 12 resolutions? Well I hope someone besides me will hold be accountable for this- I mean that&#8217;s kinda the purpose of this.<\/p>\n<p>I will post again soon-<br \/>\nEVJ<\/p>\n<p>My feelings are best expressed through song: Here I Go Again- White Snake<br \/>\nenjoy!<br \/>\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/i3MXiTeH_Pg?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, I\u2019m back- yes after yet another hiatus. I really needed to collect my thoughts and quite frankly get my love life together. Let me give y\u2019all a quick catch up. I started back dating Little Miss Asshole, she moved in and everything. Things still just couldn\u2019t work out; I don\u2019t think either of us was fully committed to making things peaceful, so it was a constant warzone. She promptly moved out and into a living situation I\u2019m just not a fan of (I\u2019m sorry that I\u2019m not sorry!) Enter Little Miss Baby Gap. She is just as pretty as she wants to be, body is amazing however mama is 5 years my junior. What she lacks in honesty, fidelity and maturity she makes up in gaped toothed smiles that just melt my heart. So now that y\u2019all are basically caught up let\u2019s talk present day. I\u2019m single like a dollar bill and it\u2019s the top of the year; you know how MFs be on that \u201cNew year, new me bull\u201d? I was sort of inspired by this faulty notion- \u201cNew year, new dating perspective\u201d. Let\u2019s be honest ya girl isn\u2019t getting ANY younger\u2026 So I have no time to play with, coach or tutor these bitches. I know where my standards are, however, I only have two \u201crules\u201d when it comes to dating\u00a0 1. No puss on the first date 2. Don\u2019t go \u201ccannon balling\u201d in to love- just stick your toe in. I for one have NO interest in being the same fool twice. With all that said I\u2019ve decided to give myself 2014 dating resolutions. 2014 dating Resolutions Live right now, you can\u2019t compare these new gals to ya old heads. You can\u2019t expect them to love you whole heartedly like Little Miss One Who Got Away. Or have the \u201cfuck with me you know I got itness\u201d of Little Miss Crazytown Don\u2019t make excuses for these females, and while you\u2019re at it- don\u2019t accept theirs No matter how horny you get she can\u2019t get the puss until she has stimulated your mind and won your heart. Remember to close one door fully before you open another Don\u2019t be bitter, but don\u2019t forget what you\u2019ve learned from bitter woman R&amp;B classics such as Sunshine Anderson\u2019s \u201cHeard it All before\u201d and Fantasia\u2019s \u201cFree Yourself\u201d Does she support your dreams, does she have aspirations you can support? Remember these bitches show you who they are in week one don\u2019t ignore that shit. Is she just a \u201cfungirl\u201d if yes, no big deal- just treat her as such Quit cooking for these chicks- your cooking is REMARKABLE not everyone deserves it! Remember in the words of O.C Allen III \u201cat this point in my life I\u2019m looking for faucets- not toilets\u201d. Meaning I need someone who\u2019s adding to my life not someone who just a receptacle for pee and poo \u00a0Is she your intellectual equal or higher? If nah- bye girl Despite my foul mouth I have a very strong relationship with my God. From here on out I gotta require that my mate has one too- if not do you want to work on your spirituality? I can\u2019t have a spirituality void person in my life again. I go back and forth on if I only see myself with someone with the same religious affiliations as me. I think that will do it; I mean God only needed 10 commandments who do I think I am to have 12 resolutions? Well I hope someone besides me will hold be accountable for this- I mean that&#8217;s kinda the purpose of this. I will post again soon- EVJ My feelings are best expressed through song: Here I Go Again- White Snake enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4HIFu-2B","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}