My Two closest friends happen to be two very attractive women who are both much more masculine looking than I am. This has led to me often being considered \u201cone of the boys\u201d when we get with their other friends and I end up being the only girly one in the group who isn\u2019t dating or fucking the crew. This as you can imagine is quite problematic for me\u2026 no one outside the group ever thinks I\u2019m single and even worse I start to pick up their habits. I talk about women like my aggressive buddies do, I look at women the way they do, hell I even touch women the way they do. I guess this seems kosher to some girls but for me I never know if I\u2019m chillen with a girl like a homie or if she\u2019s tryna gimme some ass.
\nThe worst feeling in the world is thinking you\u2019re dating someone until they call you crying about the next bitch. Its like \u201cOh\u2026 so we aren\u2019t dating and you DO NOT want to fuck me\u2026. EVER?\u201d Or when you do something super sweet like make a ho lunch grab and them their favorite cup o\u2019 Joe and she tells you \u201cAww Eejay you\u2019re so sweet!!! That\u2019s why you my nigga!\u201d No bitch, I\u2019m not your nigga\u2026 I want to have LESBIAN SEX with you\u2026 I\u2019d like nothing more than to make you my official Little Miss is what I want to scream! Instead of reading the bitch for filth I smile awkwardly and simply say \u201cenjoy\u201d as If nothing is wrong; cause in fact ain\u2019t shit wrong- you want a friend\u2026I\u2019ll be that.
\nThe reason why so many people loathe the Friend Zone so much is because they\u2019re constantly trying to break out of it. If a female wants to put me in the Friend Zone and I\u2019m unhappy with that I will simply opt out of the Friend Zone. I opt out with no bad blood or attitude when I see you its always love but I just can\u2019t be your friend in the current headspace I\u2019m in (the headspace of I want to make you my thang). I mean, honestly: I am sexually expressive (not a prude) I cook hella well, I\u2019m easy to look at, My soul is together, I’m kind and my ass so big like the sun (word to Trina).If a woman wants to friend zone me I think it\u2019s her loss not mine. I like aggressive women and one day I may just happen upon a woman who likes a chick like me: a girly give with a butchy reality. As of now I\u2019m totally okay being in the Friend Zone\u2026.shit, at this point, a bitch is pretty much the mayor.<\/p>\n
My feelings aren’t really fully expressed in this song…. it’s just cute
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