{"id":707,"date":"2015-10-28T17:24:11","date_gmt":"2015-10-28T17:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/?p=707"},"modified":"2018-05-21T17:13:25","modified_gmt":"2018-05-21T17:13:25","slug":"in-theory","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/?p=707","title":{"rendered":"in theory"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a talk with a buddy of mine where I became super comfortable and said something that I wasn\u2019t aware that I felt\u2026 but it was a legitimate feeling (as I often do while conversing with people whom I feel comfortable around) Where I stated that maybe to women I date I\u2019m better in theory (vs reality). She inquired what I meant by that and I went on to explain how women prefer the idea of me over the actual dealings. Like, if I\u2019m going to be fully honest\u2026 I\u2019m not the easiest girl to deal with between the anxiety, sassy attitude, depression, multiple sclerosis, blogging, and church involvement it takes a special kind of lady to be in and stay in my life. I think people are more down for the fat ass and the elaborate home cooked meals. She half-ass assured me that this wasn\u2019t an issue with only me that she too encountered a similar issue. Bless her heart-despite her best efforts I felt no comfort in her testimony. Luckily I have a blog where I can discuss my innermost feelings with the World Wide Web.<br \/>\nMuch like Drake said \u201cyou wasn\u2019t with me shooting in the gym\u201d If she can\u2019t be a DAB during the rough times why would I keep her ass around during the times of ease? I mean apparently its super cute that I teach Sunday School and I\u2019m active in church until I get up on Sunday morning and am unable to lay up because I have to get my word. Or my absolute favorite\u2026 my blog was clutch as fuck until I wrote about HER and HER bullshit.<br \/>\nI am super me 365 days of the year\u2026 I don\u2019t send a \u201crepresentative\u201d when I meet a gal\u2026 hell I tell her to checkout my blog so that she can get an even rawer version of me before we date for real! People do not exist in theory they are real \u2026 be sure you can stick around when things get real before you hang around while things are lovely. This is a random rant- I know but I heard a song that brought thoughts of this conversation back to me.<br \/>\nThat\u2019s all I\u2019ve got to say about that<br \/>\nEeJay<br \/>\nFeelings are best expressed though song (sorry there no official video\u2026 I thought these guys did a great job though)<br \/>\nRelatable lyrics (well\u2026 all of em but\u2026) \u201cthere\u2019s a lot of things that I do wrong-if you\u2019re looking for the perfect one this ain\u2019t for you\u201d<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pk1MR2cSUJ4\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a talk with a buddy of mine where I became super comfortable and said something that I wasn\u2019t aware that I felt\u2026 but it was a legitimate feeling (as I often do while conversing with people whom I feel comfortable around) Where I stated that maybe to women I date I\u2019m better in theory (vs reality). She inquired what I meant by that and I went on to explain how women prefer the idea of me over the actual dealings. Like, if I\u2019m going to be fully honest\u2026 I\u2019m not the easiest girl to deal with between the anxiety, sassy attitude, depression, multiple sclerosis, blogging, and church involvement it takes a special kind of lady to be in and stay in my life. I think people are more down for the fat ass and the elaborate home cooked meals. She half-ass assured me that this wasn\u2019t an issue with only me that she too encountered a similar issue. Bless her heart-despite her best efforts I felt no comfort in her testimony. Luckily I have a blog where I can discuss my innermost feelings with the World Wide Web. Much like Drake said \u201cyou wasn\u2019t with me shooting in the gym\u201d If she can\u2019t be a DAB during the rough times why would I keep her ass around during the times of ease? I mean apparently its super cute that I teach Sunday School and I\u2019m active in church until I get up on Sunday morning and am unable to lay up because I have to get my word. Or my absolute favorite\u2026 my blog was clutch as fuck until I wrote about HER and HER bullshit. I am super me 365 days of the year\u2026 I don\u2019t send a \u201crepresentative\u201d when I meet a gal\u2026 hell I tell her to checkout my blog so that she can get an even rawer version of me before we date for real! People do not exist in theory they are real \u2026 be sure you can stick around when things get real before you hang around while things are lovely. This is a random rant- I know but I heard a song that brought thoughts of this conversation back to me. That\u2019s all I\u2019ve got to say about that EeJay Feelings are best expressed though song (sorry there no official video\u2026 I thought these guys did a great job though) Relatable lyrics (well\u2026 all of em but\u2026) \u201cthere\u2019s a lot of things that I do wrong-if you\u2019re looking for the perfect one this ain\u2019t for you\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1011,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[71],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dating","tag-biddy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/Unknown-3.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4HIFu-bp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":709,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions\/709"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}