{"id":783,"date":"2016-04-08T03:12:06","date_gmt":"2016-04-08T03:12:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/?p=783"},"modified":"2016-04-08T03:12:54","modified_gmt":"2016-04-08T03:12:54","slug":"31-and-hella-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/?p=783","title":{"rendered":"31 and hella fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I just had a birthday and was super preoccupied with not having yet another shitty birthday. As you all may recall from previous birthday post my absentee father died on my birthday. It sucks mostly because him not being around before was his choice- Now it\u2019s never going to happen. Anyway in efforts to refocus April 1st on me I try to have a day of nothing but shit I enjoy. Luckily for the woman I\u2019m seeing my birthday fell on a Friday so it was the EeJay show for 3 whole days. I no longer enjoy becoming a year older as I\u2019ve yet to accomplish things I\u2019ve always wanted (kids, marriage). Like 31 is a real ass whole adult. Nevertheless, growing old is a privilege denied to many so I will make the best of it.<br \/>\nMy birthday weekend was chill as fuck. Two of my favorite things in the world is champagne and Pizza. So the woman I\u2019m seeing, took me to get a bottle of my favorite champagne and to build my own pizza (with eggplant and shrimp) and we watched movies in bed. It was super pleasing to not give in to popular demand and have a get together or a dinner. I said what I wanted to my Honey and she made it happen.<br \/>\nSo that brings us to my resolutions\u2026 in year 31 I\u2019m going to keep it simple.<br \/>\n1.\tDO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.<br \/>\nAs of right now\u2026<br \/>\nMoney in the bank makes me happy<br \/>\nCooking makes me happy<br \/>\nMy relationship with God makes me happy<br \/>\nSlay and Little Miss Lesbo makes me happy<br \/>\nSelf-improvement makes me happy<br \/>\nSelf-care keeps me happy<br \/>\nWhile this list is subject to change\u2026 I doubt it will. Living by a set of regimented rules and guidelines hasn\u2019t worked for me so&#8230;fuck it. I\u2019m choosing happiness over all else.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/y3MjxWn5W9M\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I just had a birthday and was super preoccupied with not having yet another shitty birthday. As you all may recall from previous birthday post my absentee father died on my birthday. It sucks mostly because him not being around before was his choice- Now it\u2019s never going to happen. Anyway in efforts to refocus April 1st on me I try to have a day of nothing but shit I enjoy. Luckily for the woman I\u2019m seeing my birthday fell on a Friday so it was the EeJay show for 3 whole days. I no longer enjoy becoming a year older as I\u2019ve yet to accomplish things I\u2019ve always wanted (kids, marriage). Like 31 is a real ass whole adult. Nevertheless, growing old is a privilege denied to many so I will make the best of it. My birthday weekend was chill as fuck. Two of my favorite things in the world is champagne and Pizza. So the woman I\u2019m seeing, took me to get a bottle of my favorite champagne and to build my own pizza (with eggplant and shrimp) and we watched movies in bed. It was super pleasing to not give in to popular demand and have a get together or a dinner. I said what I wanted to my Honey and she made it happen. So that brings us to my resolutions\u2026 in year 31 I\u2019m going to keep it simple. 1. DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. As of right now\u2026 Money in the bank makes me happy Cooking makes me happy My relationship with God makes me happy Slay and Little Miss Lesbo makes me happy Self-improvement makes me happy Self-care keeps me happy While this list is subject to change\u2026 I doubt it will. Living by a set of regimented rules and guidelines hasn\u2019t worked for me so&#8230;fuck it. I\u2019m choosing happiness over all else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[85,84],"class_list":["post-783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-birthday","tag-grown-woman"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4HIFu-cD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=783"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":784,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions\/784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}