\u201cDating\u201d that\u2019s a tricky phrase, one I\u2019m not fully comfortable using but I\u00a0couldn’t\u00a0find a better one so whatever. Today I\u2019m going to introduce you guys to Lil Miss Asshole. She is someone I went to school with,\u00a0we’ve\u00a0always been cool. As of March we kinda sparked a lil romance or whatever. The only major hang up with said romance is that she lives across the country so it\u2019s a romance of the phone variety. Now that\u00a0we’ve\u00a0gotten that out of the way let me talk to you for real.<\/p>\n
Little Miss Asshole is just that: an asshole. She is what I like to call a lady boy. She\u00a0isn’t\u00a0a full on \u201cstud\u201d she wears male clothing but she\u2019s hella feminine outside of that. Mama is facially gifted, had a recent weight loss, and is employed. Those three things in her opinion make her God\u2019s gift; and as one might imagine that\u00a0doesn’t\u00a0sit too well with me. Little Miss Asshole has worked hard to earn this name; she is reckless with her mouth and has no filter which is fun, but not when it comes to matters of the heart. I do care for her but not in a way that is easy for me, she\u00a0wasn’t\u00a0planned and I\u2019m starting to feel a little pressure to settle down. Settling would be cool if she lived in Georgia, she knew how to talk to me, and if I was fully over the hurt that my ex (Little miss Crazytown) caused. I mean it was all good just a week ago (more like 3 weeks ago but I\u2019m always eager to quote Ye) I feel a bit awful cause she would be a good girlfriend no doubt about it but I’m not ready for that and 1\/2 the reasons aren’t her fault; dont get me wrong the other 1\/2 are totally her fault. Such is life though, right?<\/p>\n
Till next time<\/p>\n
Little Miss Lesbo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u201cDating\u201d that\u2019s a tricky phrase, one I\u2019m not fully comfortable using but I\u00a0couldn’t\u00a0find a better one so whatever. Today I\u2019m going to introduce you guys to Lil Miss Asshole. She is someone I went to school with,\u00a0we’ve\u00a0always been cool. As of March we kinda sparked a lil romance or whatever. The only major hang up with said romance is that she lives across the country so it\u2019s a romance of the phone variety. Now that\u00a0we’ve\u00a0gotten that out of the way let me talk to you for real. Little Miss Asshole is just that: an asshole. She is what I like to call a lady boy. She\u00a0isn’t\u00a0a full on \u201cstud\u201d she wears male clothing but she\u2019s hella feminine outside of that. Mama is facially gifted, had a recent weight loss, and is employed. Those three things in her opinion make her God\u2019s gift; and as one might imagine that\u00a0doesn’t\u00a0sit too well with me. Little Miss Asshole has worked hard to earn this name; she is reckless with her mouth and has no filter which is fun, but not when it comes to matters of the heart. I do care for her but not in a way that is easy for me, she\u00a0wasn’t\u00a0planned and I\u2019m starting to feel a little pressure to settle down. Settling would be cool if she lived in Georgia, she knew how to talk to me, and if I was fully over the hurt that my ex (Little miss Crazytown) caused. I mean it was all good just a week ago (more like 3 weeks ago but I\u2019m always eager to quote Ye) I feel a bit awful cause she would be a good girlfriend no doubt about it but I’m not ready for that and 1\/2 the reasons aren’t her fault; dont get me wrong the other 1\/2 are totally her fault. Such is life though, right? Till next time Little Miss Lesbo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4HIFu-91","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/littlemisslesbo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}